You’ve got the beard. We’ve got the products. Check ’em.
What our Customers have to say:
Our Story
We were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar… Okay – that’s not true. But we were in a bar. Probably. The story of Mission Beard is a tale of two caffeine-fuelled, bristly-faced (and bloody good-looking) writers from the south coast of England. Love of beards and dissatisfaction with some of the crazy-misleading beard intel on the web led to Alex forming Mission Beard in 2018. Love of regular income led to Jake joining forces to lend a hand. Sure, the lord works in mysterious ways – but when he puts two well-raised chaps like us in a bar, you know that 99% of the time, there’s going to be a business proposition to follow. Don’t need ten pints of Heineken to figure that out. Well…
WHY
OUR PRODUCTS
We don’t mess around with our products – we mean business.
That’s why, when you buy from Mission Beard, you do so knowing:

All-Natural Ingredients
We say no to harmful artificial additives. They’re much cheaper than the natural ones we use, but we’re only interested in giving you the best you can get. All of the ingredients in our beard oils are 100% natural and proven to work wonders for your beard, skin (and the man underneath, too). Learn more about our ingredients here.
Proudly made by professionals in the UK
Our oils and balms ain’t made in someone’s kitchen, fellas. We’ve spent years assembling the ultimate team of cosmetic chemists, formulators and safety assessors. Their bucketloads of experience is pumped into each bottle of oil and every tin of balm we sell, so you get nothing but the best. No half measures here.


No Beards were Harmed in
the Making
We don’t test on animals, and that’s final. We just test on beards – and they’ve loved it.